Jesstival.com is an exploration of the world through the eyes of Jess. Why? Because he's that important.

 

The NHL is rigged - Evidence contained within. An exclusive report by Admiral Dr. Albert Awesome, Ph.D.
[Added: 03-02-10]

Too long, didn't read.. Idiots.
[Added: 02-21-10]

Why do companies lie to their customers?
[Added: 02-10-10]

My feet smell all kinds of horrible.
[Added: 01-24-10]

A day in the life of Sim Jess.
[Added: 01-22-10]

Real men play the flute.
[Added: 01-11-10]

NCSoft is a piece of shit.
[Added: 01-06-10]

Death Warrior was a pile of garbage.
[Added: 01-05-10]

My New Years Resolution...
[Added: 01-02-10]

Nobody cares that you're an IT Professional.
[Added: 12-30-09]

Dollhouse is a horrible show.
[Added: 12-22-09]

Twilight should have won every Oscar.
[Added: 11-07-09]

Animals exist for my happiness and nothing else.
[Added: 11-04-09]

Right-Click + Refresh does not speed up your computer.
[Added: 10-31-09]

Scaring children is awesome.
[Added: 10-31-09]

Dead kittens are hilarious.
[Added: 10-28-09]

Hobos are terrible.
[Added: 10-27-09]

Nature is a douchebag.
[Added: 10-26-09]

People who work at McDonald's are stupid.
[Added: 10-25-09]